I, Random kid23, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of CEO of the Random Corporation, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the economic interests of the Random Corporation.

If you're here you MUST be bored out of your mind!

Randomsuffyo.blogspot.com (you are here).



Luke, I am your father


THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!


IF IT'S POPSICLE, IT'S POSSIBLE!!!!!!



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http://www.learnenglish.org.uk/kids/games/monster.swf

http://www.popeye.com/


Welcome to Kirby's cooking class!



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Saturday, September 14, 2013

For you Pokemon fans out there

Well, here's the new Pokemon type chart.

CHANGES:

-Fairy immune to Dragon 
-Fairy resistant to: Fighting, Bug, and Dark
-Fire, Poison, and Steel resistant to Fairy
-Poison and Steel super-effective against Fairy
-Fairy super-effective against: Dragon, Fighting, and Dark
-Steel no longer resistant to: Ghost & Dark (bye-bye Metagross)


Monday, September 9, 2013

3rd post of the year!!!

BOYS, WE'VE HIT AN ALL NEW LOW; CALL THE WORLD RECORD BOOKS 'CAUSE I GIVE NO SHITS [Insert Ned diddly-Falnders here] NO DIDDLY-DOO-DA SHITS

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Hello

On the shitty computers at school. Some doucher locked the computer, can ya believe that? Anywhore, I was looking through my old pics and picked a few out, and yes, that is Barney throwing up on a baby.

Sunday, April 7, 2013

It's been a while

That it has. Well, today's the 6th birthday of this slightly autistic website... How autistic you ask? Well, Internet; this autistic:

Who knows, maybe one day I will update my childhood summed up into one (poorly written) blog.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

"Hey, this is Carl, and yeah, I'm plenty pissed...at God for forsaking Kurt Warner in my time of need when he was a New York football Giant. And now He's working in completely mysterious and retarded ways by letting the Cardinals play in the Super Bowl. Listen, the state of Arizona is only good for one thing: testing A-bombs so the people from the good states don't get hurt. Pittsburgh's gonna be up by 24 before O-Town can say "My country, 'tis of thee," but I'm gonna give all you party bookies some Super Dull XLIII over/unders to keep your guests from killing themselves before halftime. Number of human interest stories about Larry Fitzgerald's dad during the pregame show—17; amount of interest I have in a human interest story about Larry Fitzgerald's dad—0. Number of Knight Rider promos we get to see during a booth review—87. Number of times John Madden will somehow work Brett Favre into the conversation and gently stroke his nipple with one of his fat outstretched fingers—9. Number of strippers Adam "Pacman" Jones slaps playfully during his pregame analysis—2; number of strippers Adam "Pacman" Jones slaps not so playfully during his pregame analysis—1; number of times Adam "Pacman" Jones slaps Bob Costas for gently asking not to slap a stripper during his pregame analysis—37. Number of concussions Ben Roethlisberger will suffer during the pregame stretch, "God Bless America", and the coin toss—2. Number of Jonas Brothers riding a surfboard with a computer-generated porcupine in an effort to raise your awareness of Tostito's brand Garlic and Cinnamon Corn Chips—3. Number of children Kurt Warner adopts during the second half—2; number of children Kurt Warner sacrifices to Jesus during the second half cause he was told to in a dream—3. Number of times Anquan Boldin kisses his fist and thanks Jesus for blessing him with running a successful 12-yard slant—1. Number of minutes Jesus actually spends watching the Super Bowl—0. Number of times Bruce Springsteen sings the acoustic song from the Philadelphia movie about the Vietnam POW with AIDS—0. Number of times Matt Leinart will say, "I'm goin' to Disneyland"—0; number of times Matt Leinart will eventually go to Disneyland because, at some point, he's gonna be that dude runnin' the on/off lever at the Magic Spinnin' Teacups—3. He's gonna get cut from that job too. Those are the actual Vegas over/unders through a true insider! Now go make some money, dummy, cause I'm pissed!"

The story of a man from Benin

"Why hello there neighbour, I would like to borrow some sug--AAAUUAH"

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Want some pizza?


Guys, can we stop now?
Guys?

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Games and shit

After a long while of being goneness, I have decided to hijack flash games onto this site. As long as I'm not talking to myself, leave comments of what games you'd like, and I'll try to add them to the Games page on the top of the webpage (above McRandomkid's)

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

1 year photodump apology

I know that at this point, I'm just talking to a wall of Internets, but, wall, I'm so very sorry for letting you get mouldy. I should've called in the plumber when the water started leaking through; and, yes, I should've made an appointment with the florist when your roses died. But, I did none of that. Do I regret it? No, I don't, but to all the actual people reading this and seem slightly interested, please, I beg you; don't go through the archives. It makes me cringe when I do....










Confused

I am sooooooo bloody confused...... What happened to Blogger? As I type, there's a weird grey backdrop, and I don't know what's going on :/



But, I digress... I'll be trying to update this site, and make it less..... Well, you know; shitty (if I can figure Blogger out).

Monday, May 2, 2011

Oh Nein!

My little Randomsuff is now like Ukraine in 1932, starved, and deprived of all glory.

Ah well, here's a picturiffic picture: